Ravenous Moths Decimate Gorean Markets
Writing by Green Guy on Wednesday, 16 of January , 2008 at 12:27 am
WWW.PRIMTIME.INFO NEWS SERVICE — Latest Headlines
DATELINE: Tue Jan 15 12:34:02 2008
Gorean slaves are being forced to borrow burlap burkahs from the Al-Andalus sim following an invasion of moths devastating silk stocks. The future of Gorean culture is uncertain.
“I’m not worried,” says Master Overlord Magnitude, who asked to remain anonymous: “The hoes can wear Darth Vader outfits as far as I’m concerned. I’m not in it for the fashion, I’m in it for being a dick.” Overlord Magnitude couldn’t comment further because dinner was ready.
[Prim Time wireservice news appears courtesy of the SubRealism Manifesto]
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