Green Lantern Core’s Heroic Epic Poetry
Writing by Green Guy on Sunday, 18 of November , 2007 at 4:58 am
Failure of PN’s rumored friday griefing raid causes super hero to wax poetic
[GreenLantern Excelsior sent this tale of online heroics to the Herald offices via the mojo wire saturday, with a note saying “I was inspired to write this after the big PN raid last night ended up fizzling like a wet firecracker”. Is the heroic epic poetic tradition is being updated for the new media? -the Editrix]
Banned griefer’s ghosted avatar stuck in a walking animation is decorated with props in Sandbox Cordova
The Wreck of Operation Battlecruiser
by GreenLantern Excelsior
The Great PN Raid of November ‘07
Was planned to be vicious and mean,
With sim-crashing style,
And “lulz” by the mile,
The worst Second Lifers had seen.
The Green Lantern Core and the great Justice League
Were prepared to observe and report.
With their shields charged to max,
They’d AR the attacks
By the griefers they’d promised to thwart.
The Lindens were ready, their steely eyes steady.
The Grid was in perfect repair.
At the first sign of trouble
They’d move on the double,
Protecting the residents there.
The sim owners, managers, vendors and guests
Were unsure of just what to expect,
So they locked down their sims
And inspected their prims
And security they double checked.
The day came at last, and the griefers moved fast,
But anarchy failed to ensue.
Lack of participation
Was SL’s salvation,
So PN’s big plans all fell through.
A couple of longcats were all that we saw,
And a singular Shiny Fun Friend.
With a scroll and a click,
The cleanup was quick,
And Friday night came to an end.
Now somewhere the griefers are vicious and keen,
And cunning and ruthless and smart,
But the Second Life kind
Are the ones we don’t mind,
For their plans always just fall apart.
So my friends, just remember sixteenth of November
Two thousand and seven the year.
With its Battlecruiser,
PN was the loser.
We winners have nothing to fear.
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